I'm no canned officiant. I'm a queer, feminist, cosplay-loving poet. I'm about crafting the coolest wedding you've ever been to - yours - whatever your shape, size, color, gender, quirk, or kink.
In 2012, my friend Kelly called. "I know you're studying to be a minister. Would you maybe want to officiate our wedding?" Kelly's never set foot inside a church, so she didn't know any ministers. Kris wanted some traditional elements, but they didn't want a canned officiant. And thus my wedding officiating career was born. Since then, I've done it all, from a sciencey, stardust wedding for rocket scientists to a dinosaur-themed wedding at the La Brea Tar Pits. Rawr.
Look to me for weird weddings, queer weddings, traditional weddings minus the weird property-transfer elements. I do rainbow weddings, literal or figurative, rock and roll weddings, and Halloween weddings. I also do other celebrations: handfastings, celebrations of life, house blessings. If you want a bit of ceremony or spirituality or solemnity without the sanctimoniousness, I'm your lady.